It's another day and another chance to watch Japanese Cinemax After Dark.
The senior girls break it to the class that Klingon Girl has "dropped out" of the Academy. Klingon Girl's cohort, Angry Girl, demands to know who ratted the (dead) student out. Nerdy Girl can't stand the pressure any longer and confesses. She then has a freak out which unleashes her red tentacles.
Nerdy Girl wakes up in the school's clinic with Clumsy Girl at her bedside. The other classmates, what's left of them, also come to visit. Blonde Japanese Girl hangs back as she thinks about Suicide Girl. Nerdy Girl feels well enough to join the others for more training. There's not much ogling this time as half the students are forced to piggyback the other half. Nerdy Girl is saddled with Angry Girl riding her.
(Ya know, back in my day witches learned to cast spells and brew up potions, not train for a decathlon.)
That evening as they're all lounging around in their skimpy white lingerie, Clumsy Girl worries aloud about not having any powers yet. What if she can't become a White Witch? Cat Ear Girl proclaims if she can't be a White Witch she'll simply die. Still thinking about Suicide Girl, Blonde Japanese Girl jumps on Cat Ear Girl's case and begs the other girl to never say anything like that, even in jest. Annoying Girl paints everyone's pinkie claiming it will make their wishes come true.
The senior girls are all catering to Hoodie's needs. Hoodie asks after the potential empath in the group. Mikumo reports the empath hasn't "awakened" to her powers yet. Hoodie orders the class to be made to suffer even more.
Said suffering seems to involve bunny rabbits. The students are tasked with taking care of the animals.
Somebody flashes back to that damn alleyway. The one bloodied woman who had been knocked around is now joined by two other tough women. An angel appears. Bloodied Woman takes out a knife and the girl gang attacks. Silly women - of course you're going to get your ass kicked by one angel. The angel uses her magical weapon to make all three women turn black and explode.
The students return to the rabbit hatch to discover all the innocent bunnies have been savagely ripped apart. The sight of the slaughter at least causes Clumsy Girl to erupt with her magic power as CGI flames burst out of her chest. The senior girls appear and announce this was the final lesson. Now there will be a test so the class should get some rest.
As the girls are walking back to the dorm that evening, Blonde Japanese Girl is about to say something when she hears a strange noise. She and Clumsy Girl run towards the danger trying to hunt the source of the sound down. They discover a necklace on the ground. All that's left of Klingon Girl.
Suddenly Blonde Japanese Girl and Clumsy Girl are attacked by albino zombies, otherwise known as failed students of the academy. One of the zombies grabs Blonde by the ankle. At least Clumsy Girl has the presence of mind to grab a cinderblock and smash the zombie's arms with it.
But wait, perhaps these albino zombies aren't just after brains. One of them gets close to Blonde Japanese Girl and warns her to "save the wounded girls." Before she can say anything more, Surgical Mask Girl swoops in and kicks the zombie back.
Back at the dorm room, Blonde Japanese Girl is feeling the wounds of the other students. Clumsy Girl, also unable to sleep and feeling alone, asks if she can sleep with Blonde. The two girls crowd in together on the very narrow bed. Ah, we learn Suicide Girl was Blonde's sister. Blonde feels extra guilty because her sister was always asking to sleep with her and Blonde was always saying no.
As Blonde Japanese Girl falls asleep she dreams about her sister being bullied by three grown women. Blonde witnesses the bullying yet seems reluctant to come to her sister's rescue. Never fear, here comes an angel to knock the bullies down.
It's the day of the test. Kikula announces that from here on out the students will be enacting their own Hunger Games and try to kill each other. She explains the source of their powers comes from their emotional scars. The more they hurt, the more powerful they will be. And don't even think about calling it quits or else they'll end up like Klingon Girl.
Angry Girl tries to call it quits and runs for her life. Surgical Mask Girl is hot on her heels. Somewhere, Hoodie is watching all this and enjoying a nice cup of hot semen milk. Angry Girl tries to fight back with her blades of yellow light. Surgical Mask Girl easily dodges the projectiles and gets in close for more bone-crunching action. A solid kick to the head causes Angry Girl to turn black and blow up.
And then there were five.
The surviving girls decide to band together and fight the senior girls instead of each other. And they'll get right on that right after Annoying Girl drops the kids off at the pool. The other girls make the wrong decision to stay outside the restroom. Unless that's the right decision to stay away from the smell. Whatever. This gives the chance for Surgical Mask Girl to suddenly appear in the restroom and slam Annoying Girl up against the wall.
Only it seems Surgical Mask Girl just wants to talk. She pleads with Annoying Girl to fight and become a White Witch. After all, what kind of crappy life does Annoying Girl have to go back to? Surgical Mask Girl removes her mask to show a scarred mouth, done to her by her own father. With a catch in her throat, Surgical Mask Girl begs Annoying Girl to become a White Witch with her so together they can protect young girls being victimized in the world.
As the other classmates patiently wait for their fifth one to return, Annoying Girl comes out of the john with her Staff of Power and starts chasing her friends.
Okay, so we've gone from Cinemax After Dark to UFC Championship.
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