I've been waffling on whether or not to finish this... this... I don't know what the hell this thing is. But since supper is not ready yet and this is only thirteen minutes long - TaDa! Episode 7
Hoodie and the other seniors are watching the Japanese Hunger Games on I Spy With My Little Eye network. Look, somehow they're remote viewing the other girls but I don't know nor care how.
Annoying Girl, with a crazed look in her eyes (well, crazier than usual), uses her magic baton to blast her schoolmates to the ground. If this were anime it would look really cool. Blonde Japanese Girl jumps up and rushes Annoying Girl, wrestling the staff away. Good job, Blondie.
Without any magical weapons, the two girls resort to tried and true bitch slapping. Blondie grabs Annoying by the arm and slings the girl face first into the corner of a building. The next camera shot is between Annoying's spread legs when suddenly blood starts pouring to the ground. I'm not the only person who thought for a second that Annoying just started her period. When it comes to this show I wouldn't have put it past them.
But no, the blood is pouring out of Annoying's head wound. The other girls try to physically restrain her but Annoying easily throws them off. Annoying is certifiable bat-shit crazy has she laughingly declares she still loves everybody, that's why she's going to kill them.
Cat Ear Girl, the one who got Annoying's staff after Blondie disarmed her, runs inside to hide somewhere. While cowering for her life, she flashes back to her own dumpy life. Annoying comes looking for her in the kitchen. Worst place to hide, IMO. Kitchen = knives. Cat Ear does a terrible job of hiding and Annoying quickly finds her. Annoying throws a bottle of nail polish at her (hey, that would hurt) causing Cat Ear to drop the staff.
The remaining (wounded) girls hear screams and go running towards the kitchen. Annoying is using her staff to beat the stuffing out of Cat Ear. The other girls arrive just as Cat Ear Girl turns black and explodes. Annoying Girl cackles to high heaven.
Blondie, Clumsy Girl and Nerdy Girl high-tail it out of there. Nerdy wants to stand and fight but Blondie wants to find another way to survive. Nerdy is like, "Fine. I'll go fight on my own." She leaves the group to go find the senior girls and beg for help. As they're talking out in the hall, Bat Shit Crazy Girl catches up to Nerdy. The seniors urge Nerdy to fight back.
Nerdy tries to use her magical tentacles to strangle the other girl but you can't beat the powers of bat shit crazy. As Nerdy begs for her life, Bat Shit Crazy Girl starts to take aim with her staff when something happens. She grabs her throat, complaining how it hurts to kill someone. Black smoke seeps from her body, taking away all the color.
Bat Shit Crazy Girl is now an albino zombie.
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