Once again I'm waiting for dinner to finish cooking, so once more unto the breach, dear friends.
As you may (or may not) recall from the last ten minutes, Nerdy Girl was about to be attacked when suddenly Bat Shit Crazy Girl was colorized in reverse. Mikumo explains to the dwindling survivors that this is what happens to newbies who exhaust their powers. Now Bat Shit Crazy Girl will put away with the rest of the albino zombies.
Mikumo gets all snuggly with Nerdy Girl, once again advising the new student to kill the other girls. Mikumo strokes Nerdy's hair and.... licks her earlobe while encouraging Nerdy to fight. The prize for the winner apparently being Mikumo herself.
Okay, are we back to Japanese Cinemax After Dark?
Nerdy Girl lashes out with her magic tentacles. But by this time all this drama has caused Blonde Japanese Girl's own powers to awaken and she strikes back. Nerdy is knocked back hard on the stairs, blood pooling beneath her head. Blondie slowly walks up to see if Nerdy is dead or not.
She's not.
Nerdy Girl grabs Blonde Japanese Girl by the throat and starts choking the life out of her rival. Blondie is starting to pass out when Clumsy Girl finally does something and unleashes her Heartburn of Revenge. Nerdy Girl is engulfed in flames, turns black and explodes.
And then there were two. Blonde Japanese Girl and Clumsy Girl quickly retreat from Mikumo. They end up somewhere outside. Clumsy Girl echoes the very words of Suicide Girl in wishing to die because life is too tough. Blondie feels they have time for her to confess the story of her and Suicide Girl. Blondie knew her sister was being bullied. Suicide Girl even begged for Blondie to help her. But Blondie did nothing. After Suicide Girl ran away, Blondie fell into a deep depression. It was during this time that she discovered the White Witch Academy dot com and took their entrance exam.
Apparently this story and the arrival of the senior girls is enough to convince Clumsy Girl that now she wants to burn Blonde Japanese Girl to a cinder. So let this be a lesson to you, kids: don't tell boring stories about your childhood or someone will try to kill you.
Japanese Blonde Girl quickly zigs and zags, avoiding Clumsy Girl's Acid Reflux of Evil. Blondie demands to know why her friend has turned on her. Clumsy Girl comes clean and admits she's always hated Blondie and was simply using her all this time. Blondie doesn't want to believe what Clumsy is saying.
Clumsy Girl sends a powerful burst of inferno at her roommate. Japanese Blonde Girl is able to summon her own power and knocks Clumsy back. Clumsy Girl starts to fall backwards... onto a pile of jagged tree limbs! She's impaled! I did not see that coming.
A dying Clumsy Girl admits she was just saying all those hurtful things to try and make Japanese Blonde Girl more powerful. We have a Cinemax flashback of Clumsy Girl being sexually abused by a repulsive tongue-flapping dude with a camera who may have been her teacher. If that wasn't enough, Clumsy Girl's stepfather was also feeling her up under the dinner table.
Clumsy Girl, who's taking an awfully long time to die, thanks Japanese Blonde Girl for being the first person to ever come to Clumsy's aid. With her teeth red and her face covered in blood, Clumsy has one last request: will Blondie kiss her? She's never been kissed before and doesn't want to die a mouth virgin. Blondie (without bothering to wipe the blood away) concedes.
Clumsy Girl finally gets around to dying. Japanese Blonde Girl emits a shrill screech of pain. This causes her very own angel wings to sprout out and a bright light bestows a new costume on our heroine.
The senior girls walk up to congratulate Blondie on being the whitest of the white. Blondie starts giggling like a maniac. It's Bat Shit Crazy Girl, Part 2!
Zip to another scene. The senior girls are with Blondie (who is now wearing nothing but a robe) back in the chapel. Hoodie approaches bearing white lilies. She's introduced as the academy's student president. Hoodie pulls back her hood to reveal she's Suicide Girl.
Suicide Girl became the supreme white witch at the academy, sending bullies to the Shadowrealm left and right. Yet she didn't feel fulfilled. Realizing the world wasn't changing any, Suicide Girl came up with Project Innocent Lilies in order to increase the number of white witches so they can take over the world and guide people to the Age of Aquarius whether they like it or not. Won't Blondie join them?
The answer is no.
Japanese Blonde Girl disrobes before the assembly. Her extremely skinny and pale body is covered in wounds. These are the wounds she felt of other people's pain. In other words she has absorbed the magical powers of all the other dead newbies. Thank goodness Blondie's own magic powers puts some clothes back on her.
Kikula attacks first, pulling her flintlock gun out of her thigh and firing. Blondie summons the Sword of Cat Ear Girl and uses it to knock away the magic bullets. When Kikula runs out of ammo, Japanese Blonde Girl slices her with the sword. Kikula goes the way of the others by exploding.
Now it's Surgical Mask Girl and Mikumo's turn. Two against one. Unfortunately the cameraman wants to concentrate on filming the girls' frilly underwear instead of giving us a decent fight scene.
Seeing her two minions are getting their collective asses kicked, Suicide Girl decides it is time for her to get into the fray. Calling upon her own witch powers, Suicide Girl unfurls her wings and is armed with her witch weapon - a parasol. This isn't just any parasol. It's the Parasol of Power!
First things first, though, and Suicide Girl kills her two faithful lapdogs in order to increase her own power for her fight to the death with her sister. Using her parasol, Suicide Girl knocks the Sword of Cat Ear Girl out of Blondie's hand. Bet you're not laughing at her umbrella now, are you?
Japanese Blonde Girl now calls upon Annoying Girl's magical staff, using it to knock Suicide Girl across the room. She also tries Nerdy Girl's tentacles but, just as they were for Nerdy, they prove to be practically useless. Suicide Girl's Parasol of Power is able to deflect her sister's flamethrower.
Now they're up in the air, throwing everything they've got against each other. With one last apology for not being there for her sister, Japanese Blonde Girl sends a major blast to knock Suicide Girl's wings off.
Suicide Girl falls to the blackened ground below. (Maybe they are in the Shadowrealm.) Japanese Blonde Girl lands and begs her sister, who now has white hair (but still black eyebrows), for forgiveness. Suicide Girl dies, but unlike the others she doesn't explode. Her ashes gracefully fly away in the wind. It's actually quite pretty.
Japanese Blonde Girl goes to the basement where all the albino zombies are kept. Using her magic powers, Blondie heals the former students, which includes Annoying Girl. Blondie explains to Annoying how she's going to save the girls of the world who are suffering by absorbing their wounds. With a final torch to the White Witch Academy, Japanese Blonde Girl takes flight.
I just don't know if I'll ever be able to forgive you for this, Japan.
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