Stupid Girl/Stupid Girl
Not much rhymes with Stupid Girl
Is she dumb? Listen, bud!
She's got noodles in her blood
Aigoo!
Here comes the Stupid Girl
Okay, where were we? I was outta the room. Oh yeah, Chae Won is down on the floor asking if her crazy in-laws are going to put her in the nuthouse again. But then she starts screaming like a crazy person, so maybe she should go to the nuthouse. EMIL admits Chae Won was in the mental hospital but only because EMIL was worried about her being so depressed and all. It was to help her! Stupid Girl reveals everything Se Yoon revealed, about him being out of the country and all. Really, she should have kept her mouth shut and made them wonder. Chul Goo is like, "Wait, so you weren't having an affair?" EMIL is like, "I'm going back to bed."
Chae Won and her useless husband go back to their bedroom. She pulls out those photos she loves to carry around and explains how Se Yoon was just helping her out of the mental hospital and such. As for the one picture that looks like she's about to kiss Se Yoon, Chae Won tells her husband it's been photoshopped and if he doesn't believe her then get a professional to look at it.
Chul Goo goes to confront his mother in her tacky, tacky bed. She complains she paid a lot of money for that picture to be doctored, it shouldn't have come out so bad. Now Chul Goo is back to "I love Chae Won so much I'll never divorce her!" Yeah, you love her so much you threw a glass at her. He goes running to his wife and begs her forgiveness. She asks him if he knew about her being put in the mental hospital. Chul Goo claims he's totally innocent about that.
Chae Won calls her dad but he's not much help. He tells her to be good to her (useless) husband when she gets her memory back. Dad thinks he hears his princess crying but Chae Won denies it. Instead she thinks to herself how she's never going to cry again. As God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!
The next morning Chul Goo calls Se Yoon. He wants to apologize in person. I bet Se Yoon is wondering to himself, "Why the hell did I get involved with this crazy-assed family?!?" Anyway, the two meet for coffee and Se Yoon forgives him, although Chul Goo won't shake his hand.
Chae Won is seeing EMIL off to work. EMIL wonders why, now that she knows everything, Chae Won is still hanging around. Chae Won simply wishes EMIL to have a good day at work. As soon as the old bat is gone, Chae Won starts searching EMIL's bedroom for the key to the basement.
EMIL arranges to have a meeting with Chae Won's dad. She wants him to urge Chae Won to get a divorce. EMIL goes on to lie about Chae Won being rude to her elders and arguing constantly with her husband. Dad is shocked there was any trouble in the marriage. It's all news to him. He goes to Chae Won's home and begs her to just leave with him with only the clothes on her back. Dad is about ready to have another crying fit over not knowing his little princess was so unhappy. With tears in her eyes, Chae Won again refuses to leave with Dad. (She has a mission, after all.) Chul Goo suddenly arrives and begs for forgiveness from Dad. Dad just goes "Aigoo!" over and over.
Se Yoon has to go pick up Joo Ri, who is passed out at a bar. He must be exhausted from saving all these damsels in distress. As he's helping her out of the bar, she gives a conspiratorial wink to the bartender who had called Se Yoon. In his car, Joo Ri gives him a fake/drunk kiss. It doesn't work. Her next move is to beg him to stop as she thinks she's about to throw up. Se Yoon pulls the car over to let her out. He asks her why she was drinking so much. Joo Ri is about to confess her feelings when the house keeper, coming back from the market, interrupts them. Se Yoon gladly hands over the (fake) drunk Joo Ri to the house keeper's keeping. I know someone who isn't going to be getting a Christmas bonus this year!
Chul Goo is back to moving himself and Chae Won out of the house. This time he's even threatening to move out of the country. EMIL has another hissy fit and tries to strangle herself. Chul Goo just gets up and leaves. The hissy fit immediately stops. EMIL then physically boots Chae Won out of the house and orders her to never come back.
Chae Won is stumbling down the sidewalk, freezing in the Korean winter air, when Se Yoon sees her as he drives by. Yet another damsel in distress to save. He man-handles her into his car where she falls asleep.
Music video interlude.
After buying her dinner, putting his shoes on her feet, and lending her bus fare, Se Yoon (again) hopes they never meet again. Dude, this is a 50 episode show. Stop saying how you hope you never meet her again.
On the bus, Chae Won flashes back to what Se Yoon said five seconds ago. Does the Show think the Audience has that short of an attention span? Chae Won returns to the house and huddles outside in the cold until the house keeper finally lets her back in.
EMIL learns from the big mouth housekeeper of how Chae Won has been wanting to find the keys to the basement so she can access her luggage. EMIL wonders what is so important in her DIL's bags. But wait, perhaps this was all part of Chae Won's plans! Curious now, EMIL gets the key out of her purse and goes to check the basement. Chae Won is right behind her. Okay, I forgive you now, big mouth housekeeper.
As EMIL is searching the dark store room, Chae Won sneaks in behind her. EMIL finds the luggage and takes it, and the key, with her. As Chae Won is huddled behind some furniture, EMIL ends up locking Chae Won in the basement!
Stupid Girl/Stupid Girl
Locked in a basement, Stupid Girl
Can she escape? 'Course she will
She's got 42 episodes still
Oy vey!
Here comes the Stupid Girl
Can she escape? 'Course she will
She's got 42 episodes still
Oy vey!
Here comes the Stupid Girl
As Chae Won bangs on the door and cries for help, this causes other flashbacks of memories from when she was locked up at the mental hospital. This allows the floodgates to open and other memories come rushing in. She may be locked in a basement but at least Chae Won now has her memory back. Now that you've got time to kill, plot your revenge!
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